And it came to pass that I, though white and delightsome, was in the company of the Chinee.
And behold, the Chinee spake, saying unto me ‘Wong-fong ah-chong, ah so.’
And it came to pass the LORD did translate the tongue of the yellow dog for mine ears; he had sayeth ‘Lo, ye be Jeepies. Hong-chong, I Chinese, ah-so.’
And it came to pass that I did destroy him with my cimiter of fine steel.
And the land was saved from the hateful priestcraft of the Antichrist once more.
The Book of Mormon, Raymond 1

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Alec

Alexander ‘Superfly’ Kyras (1984-) is a prominent local film critic and amateur wrestler. He is a registered member of the Libertarian Party; his primary objective in politics is returning America to its Christian roots and punishing the sinful behavior that endangers God’s protection and blessing. His passionate belief in the inevitability of the Rapture in his own lifetime leads him to staunch advocacy for Israel in spite of his personal discomfort with Jewry.

On the other hand, he takes a more nuanced view of the economy, recognizing that the Sermon on the Mount is unique in being either inaccurate or a metaphor, and that the Parable of the Talents provides a more accurate view of Christian economic values. He is a FairTax proponent and activist. His interests include Wikipedia, transhumanism, South Park, and the Crusades; his heroes include Winston Churchill, Jesus, Ayn Rand, Ludwig von Mises, and Ronald Reagan.

‘Wait ’til you see my dick;
Hey bitch - wait ’til you see my dick.’

—Winston Churchill

Djur

Your dad took out a second mortgage to buy you a horse
You loved and took better care of it than yourself
You combed it, cleaned it, and fed it apples everyday
I was broke, drunk, and hungry, so I killed your horse and ate it